Friday, June 10, 2011

Foghorn Leghorn for President

I just started reading an article about the 24,000 emails of Sarah Palin's that are about to hit the fan and became so bored just reading about it that I almost slid out of my desk chair and oozed to the ground in a puddle.

On one hand, all this disclosing is insanity. I don't care if somebody smoked a joint in college, do you?

But, to some degree -- of course -- candidates must be scrutinized and "vetted" (Just where did that word come from?? Who does that word think it is?) but who is going to comb through all those emails? 

Yet, because of my intense aversion to having Sarah Palin as president of the United States, I hope something delightfully incriminating is found.

I hear that newspapers are actually requesting volunteers to go through them.

I value you all too much to suggest that any of you consider this, but wouldn't it be nice to receive credit for catching her in some horrific revelation ("Yes,Todd and I had such a wonderful weekend clubbing baby seals into seal juice that we joined the KKK to celebrate!") that will force her back to Alaska where she can live out her days stocking the shelves in a live-bait and burrito emporium in Wasilla.

In other words: We can do better, America!

Here is a list (in no particular order) of people I would prefer to see in the Oval Office rather than Sarah Palin:

1. Kim Kardashian
2. Regis Philbin
3. Any one of my cats
4. The weirdo who used to hang out in front of the deli who smelled of peanut butter all the time
5. Pat Sajack
6. Foghorn Leghorn
7. LL Cool J
8. Charlie Sheen
9. Jose Reyes
10. Anthony Weiner

Have a wonderful weekend. Thanks for reading and signing up this week--I really appreciate it!  See you all very soon!


  1. I say, I say I'm with you Miss Susan. Good post kiddo.

  2. Hi, Michele....I say, I say thank you!

  3. My list
    1. Zeus and Griffin (my cats)
    2. Roxie and Riley (bf's dogs)
    3. Anyone running AU's bureaucracy
    4. Pope Benedict (he scares the crap out of me and I'm a practicing Catholic!)
    5. Mel Brooks (at least he could make us laugh)
    6. Pepe le Pew (Palin stinks more than he does)
    7. Lumiere and the feather duster chick from Beauty and the Beast
    8. Irish guy from Braveheart ("The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but as for you, you're fucked!")
    9. Sonny Corleone
    10. My new panda pillow pet.

  4. Excellent list, Katie. I, personally, choose Sonny Corleone from it. Next, Lumiere. XO

  5. I think I'd even rather have W back in office. That's how much having her in office scares me.

  6. Speaking from the other side of the world - When Sarah Palin first showed up as a candidate, I think most of us thought it was some kind of joke...
    In a way, it's a measure of America's greatness - that someone so clearly bonkers/ignorant can be considered AT ALL, as a political candidate (let alone President - dear God!)
    Then again, that someone like Palin IS being considered, is one reason to be very, very afraid of Americans...
    Present company excepted - of course!

  7. I totally agree, Janet! And thank God you're back--I missed you! Did you have a good time?

  8. I think, I say I think this Big Chicken would make a LISTEN TO ME, BOY!!! great president

  9. Thanks for stopping by, John....And I agree!