|God, I hope I dreamed all this.|
Since you have, no doubt, been a victim of long-term ridicule based on an undeniably difficult last name, I shall resist saying anything about how you certainly have cooked your own weiner now, buddy.
And now your troubles are really on a roll, aren't they?
Sorry. I, literally, couldn't help it.
"I've been dealing with this all my life," you have said, publicly acknowledging that your last name sounds exactly like a slang word used for "penis" in junior highschools across the land. If that's been the case, why would you post a photo of the damn thing to a public site?
The name you were born with, Congressman, is not your fault but what you do with it --and your weiner -- certainly is.
Haven't you had enough?