|Don't worry, I'm on the job.|
It's too sunny and lovely to have a tantrum and since I've been going to the chiropractor, my back feels so much better that I am just in a more cheerful mood in general so I will look for the post which, if I locate it, will be here on Monday.
In it, I slam no one group, syndrome or condition, so to those I've managed to alienate (scientologists and spoiled actresses who seem to have forgotten how good they actually have it but choose to exploit mental illness and those who truly suffer) in the past week, please come back then for a fresh start.
Until then, I'd like to offer my sincere thanks to Justin Bieber, who was recently sent by the U.S. government to attempt to negotiate a peace settlement between the Israelis and the Palestinians. May he have better luck than his predecessors. I hear the Kardashians are headed to Libya next week.
Have a great weekend, everyone. Thanks for reading and signing up this week as well as for not reporting me to the authorities.