deranged, neurotic harbinger of doom parent, every once in a rare while you receive concrete proof that something you've been bleating about like a sheep for years, is correct.
Not that you, as
The below video is just such proof.
Proof, specifically, that cyclists should wear helmets while peddling...especially when traversing the African plains.
If the sound of dazed human groaning upsets you, turn off your volume but be sure to watch the entire video so you can see that the rider has survived without injury thanks to his bicycle helmet which was shattered...instead of his head.
Okay, did you see that?
I hope that you didn't turn off the sound because if you did, you missed the hilarious part of the video: when the companion of the rider who gets hammered by the antelope, screams "Holy cow!"
Oh my God.
It wasn't a cow. It was an antelope.