Sitting on edge of bed, minding own business, focusing on task at hand which involves--pardon the expression--toenails and a clipper.
Nifi, a very bad cat, decides to bust chops of Fritzi, a rather old cat, and jumps at her, causing her to scream and leap up on bystander's leg, puncturing it with her set of little slashers and causing bystander--in alarm-- to gouge a huge chunk of--pardon the expression--skin out of toe. There is blood and yelling, followed by gauze, band aids and a little more yelling.
Time to leave house....favoring foot with bandage, hobbling out to driveway. Foot favoring causes loss of balance and corresponding slip on patch of ice. Big fall. Impressive elevation achieved as footing is lost. No bleeding because bouncing around on soft parts prevents it. No yelling because neighbor is scraping ice off vehicle directly across street.
This is all Nifi's fault. He is the bad cat and these were the unforseen circumstances
Other unforseen circumstances are how much fun I am having writing this blog and meeting you all through comments and other blogs. Thanks for signing up, adding me to blog rolls and offering advice. Most of all, thanks for reading. Have a great weekend--stay warm--and see you Monday!