I'm not going to beat around the bush.
Sometimes, no matter how painful, the truth must just be blurted out:
The tablecloth that saved the day...
That salvaged my reputation...
That buoyed my spirits when I was locked in my lethargic little world of poor time management...that redeemed me in the name of Sandra Lee and Nate Berkus...that whitened my teeth 2 shades...that prevented me from limbo-dancing directly under the bar leading to the dark side and worse--a possible subscription to the magazine, "Martha Stewart Living"...
... met an untimely and awful fate
Seth thought it was disposable and threw it away.
I am very calm now.
The yelling that ensued the next morning, upon discovery of this travesty, is now listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the loudest ever recorded -- based on decibels and pitch -- in the western hemisphere since last year when it was discovered by someone who really, really loves Costco frozen yogurt that the yogurt machine was broken for the second week in a row.
What can I tell you. I express myself in sound.
Don't be a hater.
As for Seth....
He had no choice but to become a Buddhist monk and can now be found at the Dragon Cliff Zen Center in upstate NY where he is currently enjoying isolated meditation until his hearing returns.
|Seth strolling with his new friends.|