Tattoo You

Have you heard the one about how Kat Von D, the tattoo artist turned celebrity, got a portrait of that spectacular idiot Jesse James, the ex-husband of Sandra Bullock, when he was a kid, under her arm?

And then they broke up.

What a great catch he is

Seth and I are together for nearly 30 years and I have no intention of paying any attention whatsoever for his repeated pleas for freedom and mercy--which means he's not going anywhere. But I wouldn't have his, or anyone's (with the possible exception of Alex Trebek) face tattooed on my body.

I have no issue with tattoos. In fact, I wish I had the guts to get one. Nothing big. Just a tiny little "Cash Cab" on my ankle....with the lights flashing. But I don't have the guts so I will probably admire yours if I like it. 

But if it's Jesse James in your armpit, I will remain discreetly silent.

I think, when she did it, she was subconsciously aware that the relationshio had to end. He's a serial asshole and she's starting to look too much like a drag queen for it to have survived the test of time

Yup, that's her armpit, alright.

Also, if you truly love someone, you might place their image near your heart but not in a sweaty, stinky spot like an armpit.

Kat has also joined Mike Tyson, as well as a large portion of the inmates on my second favorite show (refer back to fourth paragraph if you've forgotten my first favorite), "Lock Up" by getting tattoos on her face.

 

It's a spray of stars on the side of her cheek. Again, not my thing....but it could be worse.  

For her lifestyle, it's no big deal. She will forever be a "personality." But like all women, her lovely tats will one day be grazing the floor and, thanks to age and loss of collagen and elasticity, those lovely vines and flowers will become a tangled, wilted mess.

But, I do believe it's Friday.and that means it's Costco frozen yogurt day (chocolate last week, vanilla today....I've grown tired of swirls: neither flavor is distinct), the day I finally destroy that gloating maniac, Seth, at gin....and the start of what, hopefully, will be a good weekend for you all.

Thanks for reading....and remember, you can "follow me" by signing up to the right of the page. See you on Monday.

Until then, don't get any tattoos you may regret. Like this one:

"Mom, you'll never believe what I did."